The trouble with trees is that they keep growing.
“Sorry. We can’t stay long, we have to get home to meet our tree surgeon.”
Not words that I had ever imagined saying. My parents built the house nearly thirty years ago, and planted several trees then. One or two pre-date the house.
Carob, fig, pomelo, lime, mandarin and orange are the ones that I recognise and that produce fruit. There are several flowering trees too, that burst into colour at various points through the year. Some provide welcome shade in the summer.
As the title suggests, the trouble with trees is that they grow. Pretty big as it happens. Some of them were touching the house, even towering above it. As I sipped a cold beer, I decided that a few hours with a wood saw would sort everything out.
Several people have snipped at, and trimmed branches over time. A couple of them have cut back growth severely.
However, some of the larger trees remain pristine. As I stood at the base of one, craning my neck to see the top, it was clear that one man and his saw was not going to be sufficient.
Nor could I overlook the facts of the matter.
- I have not the faintest idea about how one properly reduces the size of a tree.
- There is a documented and demonstrated lack of competence with any and all tools.
- I respect hard, manual, work and if at all possible, avoid it.
Faced with these truths, I repaired to the terrace and opened a bottle of wine. (Playing to my strengths.)
I spoke to the guys that put up the fence, and they put me onto Daniel, of High Access Point, and so it was, that yesterday, I met with him.
It is little known that “Daniel”, in Bulgarian, means “little tree squirrel”. As I write, Daniel is sucking his pencil somewhere, preparing me a quote to makeover all of the trees, with judicious use of ladders, ropes and power tools.
I am resigned to the prospect of a big, scary number.
This is made less painful by the realisation that I will, on a regular, if infrequent, basis be able to say,
“Sorry, must dash. Doesn’t do to keep one’s tree surgeon waiting.”
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