Try to shake the wrong hand or hug the wrong person, you might get shot. Get too close to somebody in a queue, and you’ll get side-eye. Take a moment right now. How will you feel about getting on a bus, or a train, or a plane? What about sitting in a cinema for a couple of hours with a hundred other people?

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